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A Little Levity

This is a little thing I came up with when I heard Herr Dr. Mengela-Fauci once again refer to himself as science. I instantly thought of Thomas Dolby's hit song, now all I have to do is find someone to make a meme out of it, lol.

I Call Myself The Science

(sung to Thomas Dolby's “She Blinded Me With Science”)


I call myself “the science”

I’m always on your TV

My name is Dr Fauci

An evil little man that’s me


I call myself “the science”

he calls himself “the science”

never forget it



Who cares if I lie all the time

Science!

You can’t question my brilliant mind

Science! Science!



I’ll tell you when its safe outside

No you don’t need to be free

I’m the one who makes the rules

You cant get away from me


I call myself the science

He calls himself the science

never forget it.


I control pharmaceuticals

Science!

I have the patent, its beautiful

Science!


Say that I’m a liar

Say that I should resign

I’ll scream out my defiance

You dare attack the science


I call myself the science

He calls himself the science

never forget it


Good heavens Dr Birx you’re beautiful!


I am the King

of everything

Bow before me,

kiss my ring

I am as handsome

as Brad Pitt

If you don’t believe me

You’re full of shit


Listen to me Rand Paul

You don’t know anything

I just twist my words around

Bout this gain of function thing


I call myself the science

He calls himself the science

never forget it.


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